(To the tune of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

santa sales funnel mapYou know Dashboards & Jetpacks, Sliders & Plugins
Pages & Menus & Frameworks & Settings
But do you recall,
The most famous site shame of all?

Sally’s Google website, website
Wasn’t done at all by pros.
And if you ever saw it, saw it
You would even say it blows.

All of the other hackers, hackers
Used to laugh and call her names.
They never let poor Sally
Play in any Facebook games.

Then one BTBY review,
Kimra came to say,
“Sally with your crappy site
You’ve earned the right to be shamed tonight.”


Then how she worked her ass off, ass off
To fix the website shame they see.
Sally was afraid of WordPress,
But now she’s kicking ass, Yippee!

It took a couple hours with Lauren Scalf
To set her straight, they say.
“Sally with this HTML code
You have hit the mother lode!”

Then how the hackers loved it, loved it
As they shouted out with glee.
“Sally, with your new found code skills
You’ll go down in his-tor-y!”